Vancouver city officials are looking into the demolition of a building at the corner of Helmcken and Hornby streets Thursday after two walls and a lamp standard collapsed into heavy rush hour traffic, just missing a flag person.
While wearing a name Brand (Nike, Roots, Burton, Lulu or Whistler) shirt/hoodie, and some sort of cargo short (for Males), or Lulu Lemon Racerback top (over push up bra) in green or yellow along with the Lulu or TNA black Capris (for Women), with Skechers shoes and at least one item of “Natural” or “Recycled” Jewellery…
Hold in the right hand a $7.00 cup of coffee in a refillable thermal mug (again adorned with the logo of some unrelated business or car manufacturer) – Crimp in between the Index and middle finger a middle sized marijuana “joint” – while cradling a small toy dog in the arm (hence making one’s elbow pit smell like a dogs ass.)
In the other hand hold one excessively brightly patterned 3 fold umbrella, and the bag(s) of dog poop recently retrieved from the curbside nearly dead grass, or dogpark.
Optional:
(for guys) Your choice of Sport iPod Strapped to the arm and extending to the “auto-ignore/I didn’t hear you there” earbuds
(for gals) An oversize bright, solid colored, patent Coach bag.
-DjD
So I woke up and it was sunny (rainy) and I went to Starbucks (Coffee Shop/Tim Hortons), and got a MochaFreakachino (strong, sugary, coffee), on my way to Pilates (stretching). I did some matwork (chatted with Susan), did some Bosu (played with the ball), and the Kasana, (Stick), then threw on my Lulu’s (Sweatpants), and jogged (walked) around (across) Stanley Park.
Then I was running behind (Pissed away too much time on Facebook, and twittering) so I had to take transit, (caught a cab) to work (the other place that I Facebook and twitter from). I’m going to meet up with Angie for salad (Take a two hours lunch over a salad covered in various sauces & cheeses along with 4 glasses of wine), before I finish up this project ( check the work my assistant did on this project), and call it a day. (leave at 3:30pm)
Doug (the 8th guy I met on eHarmony, who I treat like a long term boyfriend) and I are supposed to go to the hill (Go snowboarding at a local Mountain) tonight, but he’s all 420 (Stoned out of his mind on BC Pot) when we do that, so tonight might me the last time I see him (Farewell fuck night for Doug).
Pretty accurate huh?
–DjD