Between Two Ferns

Posted in Random on September 3rd, 2010 by Astoroth

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Michael Cera from Between Two Ferns
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Not all girls like video games

Posted in Random on May 28th, 2010 by Astoroth

Thankfully Lisa enjoys the occasional round of Lego Star Wars

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Today’s “I’m Bored” Creation

Posted in Random on May 27th, 2010 by Astoroth

Time… I haz too much.

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Tea Time

Posted in Random on May 27th, 2010 by Astoroth

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Urine Test

Posted in Random on May 21st, 2010 by Astoroth

This was written by a construction worker in Fort MacMurray, AB

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig site for a Fort Mac construction project. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the provinces would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance cheque? Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t.
Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in this country, and soon!!! I argee 1000%

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Land of the Free and the Home of the…

Posted in Random on May 7th, 2010 by Astoroth

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My Quote for the Day

Posted in Random on March 30th, 2010 by Astoroth

“If I ever set out to fix stupid I’m going to use a fire axe tied to a baseball bat duct taped to the underside of a 12 gauge shotgun.”

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Statler and Waldorf

Posted in Random on September 29th, 2009 by Astoroth

I miss these guys…

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I hope that I have liked to you

Posted in Random on August 4th, 2009 by Astoroth

Hello. My name is Olga. I understand that you don’t know me, and I don’t know you, but in the future all can change probably. I ask that you have given me some minutes on perusals of my letter. I hope that it will not make difficulty to you. Marriage agency in Kanash gave me your e-mail address. To me explained that you very good person and you very much approach to me. I have come to Agency to find the future husband from other country. Why from another country? Because I have been very much disappointed with Men from my country and now I search my life in abroad. I has tired to be lonely and to carry spend all days equally. I want to love and to be happy! I asked myself a question why I can not it. And I come in this agency with such the request that they have helped me to find the person for that I will happy. Yes certainly I have paid some money that has found the person for me. But what is it the money in comparison with love? Nothing. It is simply emptiness. Love is the most important feeling in a life, without which our lives grey and empty. I shall not speak how many I have paid. I hope that you will understand me. I very much hope that you will be interested in me and we can continue our dialogue after that letters. And I very much hope that I shall leave in yours opinion good Impression about me. I want to tell some words about me. As I already spoke my name is Olga I’m 26 years. I live in Kanash. You can look my external qualities in my photo which I have attached in the letter. I live with my mum together and I work as doctor the Dentist and I treat a teeth to people. I have gone studies on this profession, in order to help people. I look like on my father because he gave your life to rescue the little girl, and he has rescued her only he lost. I shall tell you about it later. I love my professional though In Russia it is not as well appreciated as in other foreign countries. I love an active way of life but time not suffices. In my life I dream to find the person with which I can to lead all life and I shall be happy. I dream about big and cheerful, friendly family. I don’t search ideal man. The main thing that in him there were high qualities as skill to love, to respect, to appreciate relations, to love children and is skilful to love and make the happy partner. For me the age does not matter because the love has not limit. I very much hope that you will write to me and will tell about yourself. I am already lonely very long time. I had earlier shot relations but it was failed. I very much hope that you become my unique person in my life. So let’s not lose time. I ask you that you have answered my letter and then we can learn each other better. I hope that I have liked to you. If serious relations aren’t interesting to you or I am not pleasant to you, say me it please. Is it well?

I very much ask that you have answered to me only to e-mail Marriage Agency: olgaaswa@yahoo.com

I shall wait from you the letter with the big impatience!
Bye bye!
Tired from loneliness Olga

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1:10 of my life gone

Posted in Random on July 31st, 2009 by Astoroth

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