The Vancouver Uniform
Posted in Random on June 23rd, 2009 by AstorothWhile wearing a name Brand (Nike, Roots, Burton, Lulu or Whistler) shirt/hoodie, and some sort of cargo short (for Males), or Lulu Lemon Racerback top (over push up bra) in green or yellow along with the Lulu or TNA black Capris (for Women), with Skechers shoes and at least one item of “Natural” or “Recycled” Jewellery…
Hold in the right hand a $7.00 cup of coffee in a refillable thermal mug (again adorned with the logo of some unrelated business or car manufacturer) – Crimp in between the Index and middle finger a middle sized marijuana “joint” – while cradling a small toy dog in the arm (hence making one’s elbow pit smell like a dogs ass.)
In the other hand hold one excessively brightly patterned 3 fold umbrella, and the bag(s) of dog poop recently retrieved from the curbside nearly dead grass, or dogpark.
Optional:
(for guys) Your choice of Sport iPod Strapped to the arm and extending to the “auto-ignore/I didn’t hear you there” earbuds
(for gals) An oversize bright, solid colored, patent Coach bag.
-DjD